the most embarassing thing happened to me the other night. i went out to the backyard in my pjs, just to enjoy the warm air and have a look at the stars (i need to romance myself a little, seeing as there's no one else to do it). and as i begin to sit down on the deck, i hear a rip. i stop moving, the rip stops. i continue downwards and the rip continues.

my ass is so huge, i tore through my pj pants!!

alright, maybe they were a little worn out, but still - my ego's a little bruised. the gym is going to be my new best friend. :)